So much for being productive this week. It looks like I will be out of commission for a while. Riding back from a ride early this morning, I had stopped by this feral cat colony on Lake Shore Blvd. and had noticed that they seemed out of food. I wasn’t too sure since the bowl was so far in underneath.
I decided to go home and bring back something to help me drag the bowl out. To that end, I took out my Manfrotto monopod and placed its strap on my right handlebar and headed back to the colony. Yep, disaster struck!
Within a meter, the monopod’s end swung into the spokes and I went down hard. Landed on my right wrist and knee. The monopod was scratched a bit and it had ripped out a spoke. Grrrrrr…
After being helped up by a passing security guard, I staggered back into the apartment to clean out my knee that promises a matching set of scars to the left one’s, had a bit of breakfast since the hospital wait is usually long, downed some ibuprofin (I can open a childproof cap onehanded it seems.) put together a little bag of stuff such as cellphone, wallet, book and ice to go down to the hospital.
Usually, when you can’t move your right hand/wrist it’s a good idea to have x-rays done. Is that an understatement or what?
What I learned at St. Michael’s? First, all intake of this nature is at the Emergency entrance. No such thing as non-emergencies it seems. Second, I’m on file for some reason even though I don’t recall ever being a patient there. They didn’t even ask for my health card.
One of the more worrisome parts of this visit, aside from having a crippling injury, was catching something deadly at the hospital. This worry was amplified by the numerous c.difficile warning signs all over the place. Feel like I need another shower.
The wait was not so bad. I highly recommend a fiction book to anyone who faces the prospect of a wait in the gloomy confines St. Mikes or any other hospital for that matter.
I finally progressed to a cheerful orderly who inspected me and happily prescribed a tetanus shot for the ugly scratches on my knee. This, despite my reassurances that I had used a liberal amount of alcohol on it. Geeze, if I had known I was getting that shot I would have left the cleaning and bandaging to them. I believe in making some people work for it.
The reading after that was marred a bit by the looming prospect of an unfriendly needle.
X-rays were done shortly thereafter and a couple of docs had a quick look at them and then me. We all concluded that it’s not a break (I had a look at the x-rays too) and to leave everything alone for a bit.
The tetanus shot still happened, though. The orderly warned me that the needle went into the muscle and hurt. I’d had something similar done a couple of decades ago and it really bruised the butt muscle then! This time around, she went for the shoulder and I hardly felt it! She’d said that many people dreaded this shot but it was nothing like what I remembered. Nothing.
So, for those of you expecting anything involving typing over the next couple of days from me, I may be a bit slower than usual but that’s balanced out by the fact that I won’t be riding for a while. Guess this is just another Yin-Yang balance thing.